And don’t get those streets started about what it’s like when those Police cars come tearing through the streets throwing napalm around. No wonder those streets were always so angsty.

Anyway, Streets of Rage 1 was better than Streets of Rage 2, and Streets of Rage 1 was better than Final Fight. YEAH, THAT’S A FACT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

Did you know there are Master System and Game Gear versions of Streets of Rage? It’s true! And they’re actually really good!