This is the greatest video game of all time.

Well at least it’s the best game where you get to pilot a taxi around giant cactus trees, umbrellas and other weird stuff, and if there’s other types of video games out there I don’t really want to know about it.

But man, the voice synthesis wasn’t exactly cutting edge, but it had a lot of charm to the Dalek-with-a-sore-throat quality.

There’s a new Space Taxi out now, but it’s just not the same.