Now you have the music from Wonderboy in your head, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

I love this era of gaming because random weird stuff happens all the damn time and nobody bats an eyelid. A game starring a fat kid in a grass skirt? Sure, why not. Jumping animations? Don’t need ’em. Heck let’s make skateboards and tomahawks come out of eggs while we’re at it.

I played the Jabeebus out of this on the Master System, which was a high quality port that featured large characters, smooth scrolling (that was a thing back then) and music so bad that you wanted to chop your ears off with a rusty hacksaw.