Beach Head was a top little game, and I’m sorry that I kind of got distracted while writing it and it turned into some joke about M*A*S*H but you know I like the topical humour.

The main thing I remember about Beach Head was the early level where you just mowed down people from your bunker and they yelled out “MEDIC!” through the magic of digitized voice samples. That was hilarious! Forget about GTA corrupting kids, we had that well covered back in the ’80s.

There were other levels, I’m sure, but this was the one that got our attention. I think there was even a sequel, but…meh.