The sequel to the greatest game of all time is also the greatest game of all time, how weird is that?

Man. This game was huge. It literally had the entire galaxy in it, and you could explore every single part of it, and the whole thing fit on a 720 kilobyte floppy disk. I remember buying the game and unfolding this incredible map and just staring at it for hours, imagining the adventures I’d be getting up to and the trade routes I’d be establishing while waiting for the PC to be available.

And then I’d start playing and get killed in five seconds by the cops. Those buggers could never take a joke.