Not shown: The three months I sat outside Drew Carey’s house to see how well he could play The Sims House Party.

Anyway! This was a game that came out, and a lot of people played it, except for me. I recently fired up Punch-Out!! to see what the fuss was about and got frustrated at the controls so went back to playing Street Fighter. I was no good at that either.

Moonwalker on the other hand I played a ton of, since every version was a bit different from the other, and I liked how the smart bomb was everyone dancing with you before exploding for no real reason. The arcade version was pretty neat because there were like three Michael Jacksons which makes total sense really oh wait no it doesn’t man Sega really didn’t care did they.