My main memory of Duck Hunt was that I got a Super Mario Bros / Duck Hut combo cart, but for some reason I thought that meant it was some kind of combo crossover game where Mario got a gun and shot ducks. NINTENDO DISAPPOINTS YET AGAIN.

Having a birthday that is the same day as the JFK assassination was always a bummer, growing up. Yay, it’s my birthday lemme watch some TV OH LOOK IT’S A GUY GETTING HIS BRAIN BLOWN OUT OVER AND OVER AGAIN YAY NOW LET’S PLAY TRANSFORMERS.