Did you know that this ’80s platformer is based on Japanese children’s dolls that were like Barbie dolls, yet the game is weird as all hell and seriously how on Earth did this get past the marketing department? There’s guys in Ku Klux Klan outfits and a messenger from hell causing you grief. Man, video games were just dumb as hell back then.

Beyond that I got nothing, except girls named Jenny are cool and I lived with one for a year and she was pretty damn great at Mario Kart 64.