This comic brought to you by the anti-videogame bullying council, who were first brought together when the Pac-Man ghosts started racking up huge counselling bills.

OK now is this the bit where I admit that I’ve never actually played Yo! Noid but it seems like a nice game. Now it’s just gotten me thinking about pizza, and now I’m going to stop writing this piece and go eat some pizza and watch some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons.