For some reason I always thought this was a terrible game, but it turns out I was thinking of Fantasia and Quackshot is actually fantastic! Now I feel bad for wasting 20 years of my life not playing this cute platformer with a main weapon capable of killing a man in seconds. Oh sure, in the game the bad guys you shoot with your plunger gun just kind of vibrate for a while but you know what was really going on.

Disney platformers are tops, generally, and I’ll always have a soft spot for Mickey Mouse and the Castle of Illusion on the Master System, but you should also give Duck Tales a try.

And now you have the Duck Tales theme tune in your head AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.