With all the hubub about Godzilla at the moment I thought it would be nice if I looked at some of the early Godzilla video games. I WAS WRONG TO DO THIS.

They are all pretty terrible.

Avoid them.

Don’t become like me.

I was really sick the other night, but got better, and then I played the Game Boy Godzilla game and instantly regretted getting better. Play Rampage instead!