I mean moving on from how odd it was that destroying candles on the wall can sometimes leave behind hearts – was Dracula just storing left over hearts on various wall fixtures? – I don’t get how any self-respecting member of the Belmont clan could eat one of those things in good conscience.

Oh, video games, you are so stupid sometimes.

Anyway! I played the crap out of this on the Game Boy, that was a fun time!