I loved the film to bits and really, really wanted to love this game too. After being such a fan of Castle Illusion (both versions, but of course preferring the superior Master System game) I even did the unthinkable and ignored the Mean Machines review.

You never ignore the Mean Machines review. Ever. That magazine was the law.

So I bought this damn travesty of a game and convinced myself I was enjoying it for a whopping three hours before I took it back to the store and pretended I didn’t own a MegaDrive at all and just got Chase HQ for the Master System or something that was ace.