My name is Cameron and I am here to admit today that I used to think this game was terrible. Yes, it’s true and I’m incredibly ashamed of myself. I am very sorry.

I remember buying it shortly after it came out for my trusty Master System (I was a huge fan of the original Wonderboy and Wonderboy in Monster Land) and I just did not get it at all. I couldn’t get past the first few rooms and it was all too hard and weird and am I a lizard? What?

Turns out I completely missed the whole “pause the game to get to the menu where I could do things” bit because who reads manuals? Not me!

I ended up taking it back to the store I got it from and claimed the cartridge didn’t work and I swapped it for Chase HQ. Don’t get me wrong Chase HQ is great and all but man I am an idiot.