Literally the only thing I remember about this game is that it was the first game I reviewed as a for-real games reviewer in a newspaper, and that I was very excited to be a for-real games reviewer in a newspaper, and then got quite cynical when I found out they only publish positive game reviews, so I had to rewrite my review to say nice things or I wouldn’t get paid.

Sorry if anyone bought the game based on my review!

#ethicsingamesjournalism