OK fine I will gladly admit that I paid actual cash money to see Double Dragon in the arcades, that game meant a lot to me and it as absolutely crazy how the brand was completely trashed over the years. It had the bad guy from Terminator 2 in it! And…water skis or something? God damn it all I wanted was dudes picking up nunchucks and beating up fools.

But on the other hand, punk Alyssa Milano